(This is an old joke I remember from childhood.)

A guy was in a job interview, answering every question correctly and showing an impressive level of knowledge and skill. After nearly an hour of tough questions, the interviewer said, “You seem like a great fit, but I see there was a 7 year gap since your last job. What happened there?”

Guy: “Oh, I went to Yale”.

Employer: “Oh great! Well, you’re hired, and you start Monday. What did you say your name was again?”

Guy: “Yim Yohnson.”